Jack White vs The Rappin' Cowboy - "Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

Jack White shows Charley Crockett what  "True Grit" IS! ps: FUCK CHARLEY CROCKETT and Ronald Ray-Gunz too!!

So you think you're bad, with your rap

Well I'll tell ya pilgrim

I started the crap

When you were in diapers

and wetting the sheets

I was at the Ponderosa

rapping to the beat

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Sure I rustled some cattle

and tended the sheep

But my main concern was

rapping to the beat

I don't bother nobody I'm

a real nice guy, kinda

Laid back like a, dead fly

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

I'm talkin, here and now

Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow

If I had a chance to do a repeat

You can bet your sweet dippy

I'd be rappin to the beat

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Que pasa amigos? Not a pasa I see

Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do?

I got two six shooters

that'll see me through

That's, twelve dead...

And a hundred and

eighty-eight pallbearers

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

What I do on your grave won't

pass for flowers either

Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C

You haven't heard of rap,

til ya heard it from me

I'm the baddest rapper in history

And there'll be no more, after me

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Santa Barbara that is

Swimmin pools, and movie stars

Well the first thing ya know

ol' Ron's the President

The kinfolk said, "Ron

move away from there"

Said, "In The White House

is where you wanna be"

So he loaded up the Lincoln

and he moved to D.C

Washington, that is

Politicians taking a sip

Foreign dignitaries taking a trip

High tax and plenty Cadillacs

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haah

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Now ya see me in my

movies, doin my thing

But deep in my heart,

I've wanted to sing

"Wayyyy dowwwn, upon

the swannnny riverrrrrr

Farrrr, farrr awayyy

Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow"

I don't think, that's your style

But I'll tell ya pilgrim, I'm versatile

Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin

Aretha Franklin let me rock ya

let me rock ya Aretha Franklin

Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin

that's all I wanna do

Aretha Franklinnnnnn

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

I'm feeelin the groove now pilgrim

Party, over here

Party, over there

There's nothin to it, the way we do it

Woop woop!

East coast, West coast

Texas

Every time I put on pants

I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance

I put a quarter, in the juke'

Then I commence, to doin the Duke

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

It's pretty easy, if you can see

Just move your arms kinda freely

Do a pause, and take a step

And just make sure the beat is kept

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

I was at the Ponderosa

rapping to the beat

Tryin to cool off from the desert heat

I discovered somethin, really neat

The Duke has moves, with his feet

Da haahh...da haahh

Da haahh...da haahh

I won plenty of ladies, with my charms

But they like me the most

for the moves of my arms

Woahhh...woahhh

I'm gonna rap, in the East

Gonna rap, in the West

I'll show ya pilgrim, who's the best

Nothin to it, the way we do it

Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby Doo

Guess what America we love you

Da hahhhh, da hahhhh, da hahhhh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Everybody

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh, da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh