I wonder who woke up to this revelation and thought "That's The SIGN I've Been Waiting For! Fiona's RIGHT! I'm Bettin' The FARM ... On The NINERS!". I must admit I feel much the same as Fiona, here. When I think about the Chiefs winning the AFC West and the TWO asswhuppins they gave The Good Guys this season along the way, yeah, makes me wanna BARF too, and I think the 49ers will win in a close, hard fought, back and forth, game. I'm taking the Dog. But I ain't even bettin' the two pennies I found in The Happy Camper parking lot, let alone the farm -if I had one. I seem to enjoy the games mo' better without monetary consequence these days.
Hippo Fiona makes a mess of her Super Bowl pick
CINCINNATI
(AP) — Bettors looking for an edge in picking Sunday’s Super Bowl
winner may (or may not) want to consider the selection thrown up by
Fiona, the hippopotamus heartthrob at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical
Garden.
Zoo
keepers on Thursday placed two “enrichment” toys in front of her, marked
with the logos of the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers.
While the plan called for Fiona to nudge one of the items with her snout
to indicate her pick, she instead chose to lose her leafy green lunch
on the Chiefs’ item, WLWT-TV reports.
Fiona’s
premature birth three years ago drew international attention. She has
since grown to 1,200 pounds (544 kilograms), roughly the weight of four
NFL offensive linemen. It’s the third year she has handicapped the Super
Bowl, correctly picking the Philadelphia Eagles to beat the New England
Patriots in 2018, but missing on the Los Angeles Rams upsetting the
Patriots in 2019.
Fiona
celebrated her third birthday Jan. 24. She weighed just 29 pounds (13.2
kilograms) at birth, 25 pounds (11.3 kilograms) less than the lowest
recorded birth weight for her species.
It’s unclear whether Fiona knew the point spread for Sunday’s game. The Chiefs are favored by a point.
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