Wake And Bake!

A very dear friend told me he was going to Hawaii the first week in February. He said, "Beej, I'm goin't'HIGH-wahr-yur in Febwerry! I'ma try me some o'that Maui Wowie! I'm TOLD hit tastes like PINEapple!". Look what Grampaw done conjured up t'The Happy Camper! I sent him pictures and told him he didn't have to go to HIGH wahr-yur to get Mauied. He's goin' anyway. I'm wondering if they'd notice me in the wheelwell of that, Hawaii bound, big ol' jet airliner.

Yer mighty well told, too, Grampaw. PINEY-apple!