A Love Song

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant, Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart
Calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things
And bringing them to me

Ohh
And I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be
A little bit less
Afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
From inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you, yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys
You like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
Making a gift for you?

Ohh
And I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be
A little bit less
Afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
From inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you, yet

Picture the two of us alone
Inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves
My doomsday squad ignites
The atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite
Explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me
If I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack?
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient
I've been gracious
And this mountain
Is covered with wolves

Hear them howling
My hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink
And think about me and you

Ohh
And I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be
A little bit less
Afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
From inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you, yet
I shouldn't kill you, yet
I shouldn't kill you, yet