I left several windows open last night when I went to bed. Drunkfully forgetfullly numb, I forgot. Y'ever forget? Happened to me. When I had to get up to go pee at 2:52 I shivered all the way there and back. Couldn't get back under the covers quick enough. I thought about the windows then but how cold could it get, right? S'still September, for chrissakes. Forty effing ONE! That's how cold it got. It was a less than toasty 63 in my house when I crawled out this morning. Even after a VERY hot(okay the only thing I like about natural gas so far? is how hot it keeps the water for my entire shower!) shower I still feel foggy brained and less than adequate, mentally. No thought work for me today! Cleaning house then NFL Redzone. That should be dumb enough for me to handle today! You have a GOOD one! and don't be like me and the folks on this video ....
ME ... along about February the 1th.
'bout to freakin freeze!
'bout to freakin freeze!
Hey Beej. You left out the frozen feet in Slaughterhouse 5. Much as I'm hot-flashing, I winter's too far away and it'll be too fucking short!
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Mooner! Howza Boy? Yeah, the Vonnegut frozen feet would be worse by comparison and freak that I am, now reminded of that mental picture, I must dig through the innnernetz to find a digital version .... "All blue and ivory" ...
DeleteThey'z more about the BEEF round these parts but I've found two joints with small smokers that do a fair to middlin' job of smoking sweet swineflesh. EVERYbody's ribs and smoked wings pretty much suck out loud - at least the few I've tried over the last six months. I'm thinking of opening up a Smoked wings/pulled pork/ribs/ boiled peanuts/jerky/phở & seafood restaurant. When I think about it, though, it sounds to tiring to do more than think about it.
Here's hoping your hot flashes coincide with your short winter ...
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