"Well Every Night And Day, If I Can Help It!"

Lazy is a state of mind. It takes hard work and dedication to learn and develop REAL Lazy. I've resigned myself to the fact I'm never going to be famous and I'm hoping to never become famous FOR anything, as well. I've never done anything particularly exciting or that someone else might think "Wow!" about. I guess I peaked at age 11 at old Yankee Stadium when I watched Whitey Ford pitch the Yankees to a win against the Cleveland Indians. Mickey Mantle played center field that day. I was three rows deep in the centerfield stands behind him. I've been a Yankees fan ever since. I got to see Whitey Ford AND Mickey Mantle play a Major League Baseball game! That's the one thing I have to brag about. Really. After some consideration I think that's what I want my epitaph to be: "I ... WATCHED ... Someone Else Work.". Huh? "I WATCHED SOMEONE ELSE WORK" written in blue ink on white adhesive tape around the King Leo tin containing my ashy dust. Goals. Like I said, Lazy is a state of mind. It takes hard work and dedication to learn and develop REAL Lazy. Oh Well. Break's Over. Back To Werk .....

Gonna sit down in the kitchen
 fix me something good to eat
And make my head a little high
And make the whole day complete
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

Well, pass it to me baby
Well pass it to me slow
We'll take time out to smile a little
Before we let it go
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on.

There ain't nothin' to do
And there's always room for more
Fill it, light it, shut up
And close the door
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

We gonna sit around the kitchen
Fix us somethin' good to eat
Make ourselves a little high
And make the whole day complete
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

Well, Every Night And Day, If I Can Help It!

We gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on