I Sent Another Thank You Note To Kamilla Harris For Playing The Race-Bait Card At Joe Biden's Recent, Public, Wake And Thereby Opening The Floodgates For Every ... "I'm not Racist. YOU'RE Racist!", Racist. I remembered to thank her again for shifting the conversation away from His Excellency, Twittolini's, divisiveness and back onto HER divisive campaign. After only a few days of being in the spotlight Ms. Harris has turned it around, alright. TRUMP'S poll numbers are the highest ever. They're SO high, Trump is in fact taking Racism main stream! "Go Back Where You Came From!" ... "If You Don't Like It Here LEAVE!". Yup. It's just a big ol' circle of hakuna matata, ain't it?
While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.
[Chorus:]
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.
[Chorus]
Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
"Bud, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."
While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.
[Chorus:]
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.
[Chorus]
Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
"Bud, your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."
One More Reason Why I Left My Red State: Meth-Gators.
Beej. Those gaters could love it or leave it as well. "Just Say No!" is as healthy a slogan as LIOLI, and why don't those silly fuckers take their own advice?
ReplyDeleteStop bitchin' about me wanting a better country and move your silly ass right on off to Russia, where you'll be much happier.
Fuck Walmart and hip-hooray for meth gators.
In today's society I can envision a ten movie franchise about chainsaw totin' meth-gators terrorizing Big Pharma, Dow, Union Carbide and Halliburton Executives. Led by a toothless, major meth producer from the Floribama line who has 'em all hooked and doing her bidding and ..... The LIOLI Meth-Gators. With STICKERS! Stuck ALL OVER 'em! Yeah ..... that's the ticket
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